Honours
Hall of Fame
Distinctions within the distinction. None of these were verified either.
Most stolen
Records that have changed hands the most. Popularity, or a feud.
- World's Biggest Idiot
Yatin · stolen 1 time · held at $2 ·
Most expensive
The records people have paid the most to hold. Value is whatever the last person paid.
- Most Birthdays Remembered One Day Late
Anshul Saini · held at $1 since 13 Sept 2026 ·
- Most Umbrellas Lost in a Single Year
manuki · held at $1 since 13 Sept 2026 ·
Vacant honours
- Biggest single theft — no theft yet worthy of record. The Registry waits.
- Most prolific thieves — nobody has stolen twice. Prolific is a high bar, and the Registry keeps it there.